LOL Tex,
Great story

Hey, I want a tower too!!
Not touching the conflict part, I'm sure she considers this a personal sacrifice
As a side note - Tier 1 / Cool access became my provider when they purchased LavonWeb -- (I live a bit north and connect to the east side of the Copeville water tower) The couple of weeks following the transition where a bit bumpy, but they have been reliable for me since that time - a few months later I even upgraded from 1.5Mb to 5Mb service and since that upgrade I can now watch TV shows on Hulu and abc.com in full screen without having the show pause and buffer randomly in the middle